© everlark

Anal avalanche

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

I have to pee. Shit.

I wanna sleep but I don’t want to because I’m gonn… 

I wanna sleep but I don’t want to because I’m gonna wanna sleep on the plane… in 5 hours… -_-

douche nozzle

Welp here we go

  mun  

mylittlefurballs:

She thinks we can’t see her

offlinepk:

i like the concept of blood in the kh universe

offlinepk:

i like the concept of blood in the kh universe

(Source: lemonsad)

Official Dress Code For All Females In Public Schools 

smilingemoticon:

  • all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform
  • sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost
  • all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less
  • your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them
  • always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you leave the school campus