Anal avalanche
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
I have to pee. Shit.
I wanna sleep but I don’t want to because I’m gonna wanna sleep on the plane… in 5 hours… -_-
douche nozzle
Welp here we go
- all shirts can only have pictures of Michael Jordan in his Space Jam uniform
- sleeves must be long enough that people are convinced that you are a ghost
- all pants can only have seven pockets. only seven. no more no less
- your shoes must have at least one picture of a meme on them
- always carry a boombox with you blasting out the Jimmy Neutron theme song repeatedly until you leave the school campus